PROCTOLOGISTICS Ain’t in the mood. Got no time. Deal with it. YOU SAID IT Glove – Someone is on their way to my desk and I farted real bad not 20 seconds ago MIB – I’ll never understand your mating rituals. Andy – MIB is unhealthy and going to die at a relatively young age. […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS The bye weeks are officially over! Now we get to watch a full slate of shitty football each week. THIS DAY IN HISTORY (November 28) 1520 – Ferdinand Magellan Became the first European explorer to cross from the Atlantic to the Pacific. He was heard by crew members yelling, “I FOUND THE TAINT!” The […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS FUCK YOU! I’M ON VACATION! My apologies if I missed any of you in the comment section. IT’S TIME TO RANK ‘EM AND SPANK ‘EM
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Football use to be a pleasant distraction for me. I’d sit down after a long week of work and forget my troubles as I cheered on my favorite teams. Well, that all went to shit in a hurry this week. My favorite college team, Notre Dame, got their asses waxed on Saturday. In just […]
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