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FYS Week 11 Power Rankings

November 21, 2017MIBearFan1638 Bad Takes

PROCTOLOGISTICS FUCK YOU! I’M ON VACATION! My apologies if I missed any of you in the comment section. IT’S TIME TO RANK ‘EM AND SPANK ‘EM

FYS Week 10 Power Rankings

November 14, 2017November 14, 2017MIBearFan2913 Bad Takes

PROCTOLOGISTICS Football use to be a pleasant distraction for me. I’d sit down after a long week of work and forget my troubles as I cheered on my favorite teams. Well, that all went to shit in a hurry this week. My favorite college team, Notre Dame, got their asses waxed on Saturday. In just […]

FYS Week 9 NFL Power Rankings

November 7, 2017MIBearFan1952 Bad Takes

PROCTOLOGISTICS Well, this morning absolutely sucked. When I got in my Trailblazer to come in to work, it refused to start. Nothing a few weeks and a couple hundred dollars can’t fix, right? Anyway, after that, I had to take my truck to work, which happened to be parked in front of the Trailblazer. As […]

FYS Week 8 NFL Power Rankings

October 31, 2017MIBearFan2311 Bad Takes

PROCTOLOGISTICS Big Deal – Buddy the Dog is to haircuts as MIB is to power rankings. MIB – I’ll let the readers decide. Happy Halloween! Looks like it kicked off early with Robert Mueller handing out indictments like candy on Monday. I see your all going dressed up as retarded pedophiles. Me, I’ll be handing […]