PROCTOLOGISTICS Big Deal – Buddy the Dog is to haircuts as MIB is to power rankings. MIB – I’ll let the readers decide. Happy Halloween! Looks like it kicked off early with Robert Mueller handing out indictments like candy on Monday. I see your all going dressed up as retarded pedophiles. Me, I’ll be handing […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Yippy Kayay, Motherfuckers! Time to blow this shit up. I be the first to admit, my week 6 rankings sucked peen. However, I’m not the only one who failed to see the impending collapse of the Broncos and Falcons, and while I did predict season ending hemorrhoids for Aaron Rodgers, I assumed it would […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS As most of you know, I took this weekend off to emasculate myself, in the hopes that I may one day own another riding mower. If all went as planned, I’m most likely buck naked, ass up in a ditch searching for my wallet and keys. In order not to disappoint my loyal readers, […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS In a week where only three of fourteen home teams managed to win, there were really only two [somewhat] surprising results. The Bengals, who have been the model of inept, managed to beat an emerging Bills team, and The Jaguars destroyed the Steelers, although it took five interceptions from Big Ben to do it. […]
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