I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.
DOES ANYBODY FEEL A DRAFT COMING ON?
Why, yes I do!
Let’s review of few of this weeks topics:
Should the Packers retire Brett Farve’s jersey?
This is a difficult one to answer. On the one hand, yes. On the other hand, the Packers have some stuck up fans.
White people don’t know what it’s like to be black.
Does police brutality justify rioting and looting, and if so, is it OK to have a shopping list when you loot?
Some people have a better sense of smell than others.
I can’t speak of this without getting sickened and aroused.
Kids suck the fun out of life, or maybe you should have a kid. I don’t know.
Would you rather get to the end of your life and wonder if you missed out on the joy of having children, or have children and spend the rest of your days wondering if you are missing out on life?