I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Be honest, none of you saw the NFCS being 6-2 after the second week and that their only losses would be to other NFCS teams. Be honest again, none of you saw the Falcons beating Green Bay. Jammin will say he did, but we all know that he’s a big, fat, virgin liar. Anyway, scroll down to the comment section and be a dork by saying, “Bears too high“.
| Rank | Team | Comment |
|---|---|---|
1  | Philadelphia Eagles | I think I liked the Eagles better when they were throwing batteries at Santa |
2  | Miami Dolphins | Dan Marino is a fag |
| 3 | Kansas City Chiefs | Mahomes should stop doing T-Mobile commercials |
| 4 | San Francisco 49ers | Will this Big One™ earthquake hurry up and happen? |
| 5 | Dallas Cowboys | Moobs >>> MLF |
6  | Detroit Lions | Sorry LKP, I really thought y'all be 2-0 here |
| 7 | Buffalo Bills | There's Bills shit up all over this town |
| 8 | New Orleans Saints | "They're a bad team." -Donny |
| 9 | Tampa Bay Bucs | Gatr is snowmobiling away somewhere |
| 10 | Baltimore Ravens | Have I mentioned that Lamar sucks? |
| 11 | Atlanta Falcons | JFC Packers, you had one job |
| 12 | Los Angeles Chargers | Los Angeles still isn't a football town. |
| 13 | Jacksonville Jaguars | Sunshine as my QB makes me happy... |
| 14 | Pittsburgh Steelers | Franco didn't catch it |
| 15 | Green Bay Packers | Bet y'all miss Rodgers now |
| 16 | Seattle Seahawks | Seattle is the home to shitty coffee |
| 17 | Washington Commanders | REDSKINS!!! |
| 18 | New York Jets | Joe Namath is a horndog |
| 19 | Las Vegas Raiders | Viva Las Vegas |
| 20 | New York Giants | They looked good, but they were just playing the Cards |
| 21 | Indianapolis Colts | They should probably pack up their shit and move to Baltimore |
| 22 | Tennessee Titans | Rocky Top, you'll always be home sweet home to me |
| 23 | Cincinnati Bengals | There's trouble at LSU North |
| 24 | Minnesota Vikings | JFC, I was wrong about them |
| 25 | Denver Broncos | What's the matter Sean? Not all short QB's are created the same? |
| 26 | Cleveland Browns | Member when teams were fighting over Deshaun Watson? |
| 27 | Los Angeles Rams | Stafford sucks. Always has, always will. |
| 28 | New Engand Patriots | Couldn't happen to a nicer team |
| 29 | Chicago Bears | Pedophiles and losing football; a Chicago tradition like pizza soup |
| 30 | Houston Texans | Congrats 0125, there must be a lot of depression in Houston at this time which means more beer sales for you |
| 31 | Carolina Panthers | At least you're not in last place. |
| 32 | Arizona Cardinals | You're still in last place. |