2023 NFL Week 2 Power Rankings

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I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

Be honest, none of you saw the NFCS being 6-2 after the second week and that their only losses would be to other NFCS teams.  Be honest again, none of you saw the Falcons beating Green Bay.  Jammin will say he did, but we all know that he’s a big, fat, virgin liar.  Anyway, scroll down to the comment section and be a dork by saying, “Bears too high“.


1 Push ArrowPhiladelphia EaglesI think I liked the Eagles better when they were throwing batteries at Santa
2 Up ArrowMiami DolphinsDan Marino is a fag
3 Up ArrowKansas City ChiefsMahomes should stop doing T-Mobile commercials
4 Up ArrowSan Francisco 49ersWill this Big One™ earthquake hurry up and happen?
5 Up ArrowDallas CowboysMoobs >>> MLF
6 Down ArrowDetroit LionsSorry LKP, I really thought y'all be 2-0 here
7 Up ArrowBuffalo BillsThere's Bills shit up all over this town
8 Up ArrowNew Orleans Saints"They're a bad team."
9 Up ArrowTampa Bay BucsGatr is snowmobiling away somewhere
10 Up ArrowBaltimore RavensHave I mentioned that Lamar sucks?
11 Up ArrowAtlanta FalconsJFC Packers, you had one job
12 Down ArrowLos Angeles ChargersLos Angeles still isn't a football town.
13 Down ArrowJacksonville JaguarsSunshine as my QB makes me happy...
14 Up ArrowPittsburgh SteelersFranco didn't catch it
15 Down ArrowGreen Bay PackersBet y'all miss Rodgers now
16 Up ArrowSeattle SeahawksSeattle is the home to shitty coffee
17 Up ArrowWashington CommandersREDSKINS!!!
18 Down ArrowNew York JetsJoe Namath is a horndog
19 Push ArrowLas Vegas RaidersViva Las Vegas
20 Up ArrowNew York GiantsThey looked good, but they were just playing the Cards
21 Up ArrowIndianapolis ColtsThey should probably pack up their shit and move to Baltimore
22 Up ArrowTennessee TitansRocky Top, you'll always be home sweet home to me
23 Down ArrowCincinnati BengalsThere's trouble at LSU North
24 Down ArrowMinnesota VikingsJFC, I was wrong about them
25 Down ArrowDenver BroncosWhat's the matter Sean? Not all short QB's are created the same?
26 Down ArrowCleveland BrownsMember when teams were fighting over Deshaun Watson?
27 Down ArrowLos Angeles RamsStafford sucks. Always has, always will.
28 Down ArrowNew Engand PatriotsCouldn't happen to a nicer team
29 Down ArrowChicago BearsPedophiles and losing football; a Chicago tradition like pizza soup
30 Push ArrowHouston TexansCongrats 0125, there must be a lot of depression in Houston at this time which means more beer sales for you
31 Push ArrowCarolina PanthersAt least you're not in last place.
32 Push ArrowArizona CardinalsYou're still in last place.