Shane Falco

2023 NFL Week 3 Power Rankings

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I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

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1 Push ArrowPushPhiladelphia EaglesI almost dropped them to #2
2 Push ArrowPushMiami DolphinsI almost raised them to #1
3 Push ArrowPushKansas City ChiefsJammin wants to smell Travis Kelce's dick
4 Push ArrowPushSan Francisco 49ersI really hate the 49's
5 Up ArrowUp 1Detroit LionsBig game for LKP coming up
6 Up ArrowUp 1Buffalo BillsLived here for 20 years; still don't give a shit
7 Up ArrowUp 4Atlanta FalconsFuck the mother fucking Falcons
8 Up ArrowUp 6Pittsburgh SteelersOmar Epps is a pretty good coach
9 Up ArrowUp 6Green Bay PackersDonny was right even tho he's not getting any sex
10 Up ArrowUp 2Los Angeles ChargersThey have a lightning bolt thingy on their helmets
11 Down ArrowDown 4New Orleans SaintsOh when the Saints…go marching out you fucks
12 Down ArrowDown 4Tampa Bay BucsBaker had two good games.
13 Down ArrowDown 3Baltimore RavensLamar lost to Minshew.
14 Down ArrowDown 9Dallas CowboysYou're lucky I didn't drop you below the Bears
15 Up ArrowUp 1Seattle SeahawksHow is Pete Carroll still alive?
16 Up ArrowUp 5Indianapolis ColtsMinshew Mania!!!
17 Down ArrowDown 4Jacksonville JaguarsSunshine? More like cloudy skies
18 Down ArrowDown 1Washington CommandersRedskins. STFU.
19 Up ArrowUp 4Cincinnati BengalsJoe played like shit, but they won
20 Up ArrowUp 6Cleveland BrownsIt gets hard to come up with good stuff
21 Up ArrowUp 7New Engand PatriotsEver wonder what Belichick's hoodie smells like?
22 Down ArrowDown 4New York JetsJoe Namath really needs to die
23 Down ArrowDown 4Las Vegas RaidersY'all want Derek Carr back?
24 Down ArrowDown 4New York GiantsI'm old enough to remember when y'all were good
25 Down ArrowDown 3Tennessee TitansWho cares?
26 Up ArrowUp 6Arizona CardinalsHoly shit, they won a game!
27 Push ArrowPushLos Angeles RamsHow the fuck did these tards win a Super Bowl?
28 Up ArrowUp 2Houston TexansI don't know what this means for 0125
29 Down ArrowDown 5Minnesota VikingsYou really disappointed me Shooter
30 Down ArrowDown 5Denver BroncosHey Sean, maybe you can talk Brees out of retirement
31 Push ArrowPushCarolina PanthersThank God for the Bears
32 Up ArrowNewDukeOnly if Zion Williamson is playing
33 Down ArrowDown 4Chicago BearsToo high