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His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson.

Chiefs down Saints 27-21

October 23, 2016October 23, 2016bpLeave a Comment on Chiefs down Saints 27-21

So many people to blame.  Snead holds on to the ball or drops it to the ground, the Chiefs don’t get a pick six “interception”.  Fairley doesn’t body slam Ware, Saints’ get the ball back with about 2 minutes left and only need a FG to tie.  Thomas figures out to get out of bounds […]

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CYST!!!! Week 7

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016bpLeave a Comment on CYST!!!! Week 7

Week 6 is mercifully finished.  With the season less than half over, we have learned that many of our teams suck more than your mom.  The Lions managed to pull themselves up to .500, Packer fans are in a full blown panic and the Bears are bad…really bad.  Atlanta got hosed in Seattle, the Panthers […]

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Power Rankings: Week 7

October 18, 2016bpLeave a Comment on Power Rankings: Week 7

Falcons got jobbed Packers slob knob Panthers are shite Bears fans can’t fite Bucs slip while at rest Vikes remain the best The Saints marched on in and the LOLoins won again.   Wait, that ending feels wrong.  Oh well.  RANKINGS  

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Week 6 Power Rankings

October 11, 2016bpLeave a Comment on Week 6 Power Rankings

Vikings fans have pure euphoria. Falcons fans are not far behind. Packers fans love the D. Tampa Bay fans must be happy not to be dead last in the division. Saints fans got to watch bemused from the sidelines. Bears fans are, I am sure, resigned to their fate. Carolina fans could not have seen […]

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