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Author: Michael Gabriel

I am a hater of all things. I hate you, you and you. I don't don't know you and I hate your guts. I wish all the bad things on Earth to happen to you and nobody else. Now excuse me, but I have to go fill your mother's dish.

Why Cincinnati Sucks

March 15, 2016March 15, 2016Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on Why Cincinnati Sucks

Welcome to the Queen City. Where humidity reigns and the football team is cursed.  In my estimation the only redeeming quality of  Cincinnati is that they are too smart to be fans of the Buckeyes.  The suburbanites are all Kentucky fans and the natives choose between Cincinnati and Xavier. Here are 10 reasons to hate […]

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Why Baltimore Sucks

March 8, 2016Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on Why Baltimore Sucks

Welcome to the Charm City, which actually has no charm about it whatsoever.  Baltimore, or as the locals call it Bawlmehr has all the charm of the Zika virus. Let’s give 10 reasons why it is okay to hate Baltimore 1) Once you go west of the Bay Bridge the locals refer to where they […]

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What to Hate About New York (Giants Edition)

March 1, 2016Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About New York (Giants Edition)

Welcome to the city that never sleeps, the Big Apple, New York City. A place that everyone has to do at least once in their lifetimes whether they wind up liking it or not. Today, we give people 10 reasons to hate that town. 1) According to the popular song “Empire State of Mind” there […]

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What to Hate About Philadelphia

February 23, 2016Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Philadelphia

Welcome to the City of brotherly love, which has love for nobody other than it’s own. Philly is a rough town and a town that prides itself on being a piece of shit, so in that respect, I guess it has something in common with New Orleans. 1) The fans. Not only did they boo […]

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