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Author: Michael Gabriel

I am a hater of all things. I hate you, you and you. I don't don't know you and I hate your guts. I wish all the bad things on Earth to happen to you and nobody else. Now excuse me, but I have to go fill your mother's dish.

What to Hate about Detroit part Deux

December 1, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate about Detroit part Deux

Welcome back folks. We have gone through Chicago and now we get to once again hate on the Motor City. Yep, we get to hate on them pygmy sumbitches who came into Lambeau Field and stole a game from us, because, well, that is what Detroit does best, considering nobody in that town owns anything […]

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What to Hate About Chicago

November 23, 2015November 23, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Chicago

Welcome to my city, Chicago, which in Native American language translates to “Smelly Onion” my guess is this wasn’t meant as a compliment but what do I know, as I am merely a writer for this site. There is a lot to love about this Great American city, but also there is plenty to hate, […]

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What to Hate About Minnesota

November 17, 2015November 17, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Minnesota

This week the Packers come to Mini-Soda for a divisional showdown that will at least temporarily give NFC North supremacy to the winner of the game. But you didn’t come here for intelligent conversation. You want reason to hate the land of 10,000 lakes in time for the game. There is so much to hate […]

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What to Hate About Detroit

November 10, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Detroit

Good morning people. This week we play the Detroit Lions.  What  can I say about Detroit that hasn’t been said about Afghanistan?  It’s bombed out and depleted. I personally wouldn’t advocate going to Detroit driving anything nicer than a Yugo, but let me give you some reasons before you flee South to Canada for your […]

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