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Author: John Nichel

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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CYST: Week 3

September 24, 2020September 24, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 3

Week 2 is in the books.  The Saints suck.  Packers are overrated.  Bears are going to go 19-0.  Lions will be the first franchise to go 0-16 TWICE.  Nobody cares about the Bucs or Panthers.  Just when you thought nothing could be worse than the Vikings, the Falcons up the ante.  This is the football […]

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Decisions, Decisions

CYST: Week 2

September 17, 2020September 17, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 2

Week 1 overreactions are always the best.  The Lions suck.  Saints and Packers in the NFCCG.  NFCS teams not in New Orleans are a joke.  The Vikings are done. Huh.  Truth be told, those don’t really seem like overreactions.  Guess we needed more Bears fans here to talk shit after Trubisky went all Joe Montana […]

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CYST: Week 1

September 10, 2020September 10, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 1

Football is back.  Shooter so dum.  Game tonight isn’t NFCN/NFCS.  WGAF?  Play or don’t play.  Bitch ass bitches.  Go make your picks.  How do you get to the site so that you can pick games?  Well, that’s a good question.  If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink. DON’T […]

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Arron Jones & Dalvin Cook

Which RB is most critical?

June 12, 2020June 12, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on Which RB is most critical?

We have a guest writer at FYS.  When he’s not banging our wives, he’s writing thought provoking articles that you can duke it out to.  Jammin and Gentlemen, I give you LoW!   Which RB is most critical?  Dalvin Cook v Aaron Jones?   Dalvin Cook holdout, though somewhat amusing to Packers fans right now, […]

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