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Author: John Nichel

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Ginger Wins

MICHIGAN IS BAD AT BASKETBALL

April 3, 2018April 3, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on MICHIGAN IS BAD AT BASKETBALL

I don’t really care about basketball, but it looks like Disqus was acting up so I was hoping a new article would help.  That and we can laugh at all the Michigan bitch bois like MaC, Ethan, ASR and sometimes Donny.

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You Finished the Race

CYST: Final

February 8, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Final

That’s it.  It’s over.  The 2017 season is in the books and all we have for the next few months are mock drafts, optimism by Georgia fans and bad fashion takes by MKE.  Conversations about Rodgers being old and in decline, the Bears sucking and the stupid decision Minnesota will eventually make to address their […]

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Super Bowl LII

CYST: Super Bowl

February 1, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Super Bowl

Well, here we are, the end of 2017 NFL season.  The Super Bowl.  Some of us had high hopes back in September when the season started, while others just assumed it was going to be another disappointing season.   Packer fan’s hopes were dashed by a broken bone while Saints, Panthers and Vikings’ fans were pleasantly […]

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2017 NFL Playoff Bracket

CYST: Conference Championship

January 18, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Conference Championship

Sorry fucktards, I’m sick and have been in bed all day…well there and in the bathroom.  I’d snap my adventures in there but the stuff is coming out of both ends like Niagara Falls.  Anyway, CYST. LKP called his shot, and gave Glove a rim job on his way past.  Some other people did stuff.  […]

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