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Author: MIBearFan

I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.

FYS Off Season Preview

January 28, 2015January 29, 2015MIBearFan3,916 Comments on FYS Off Season Preview

Peepy poopy Packer pricks, pluck their assholes and shave their nips. Butt ugly, blowhard bucktoothed Bears shave their ass and walk backwards. LOLion lerps licking loogies, pick their nose and sniff their turds. Vexed verboten Viking vermin spank their sisters and date their cousins.

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The Party Is Over

January 23, 2015January 23, 2015MIBearFan4,708 Comments on The Party Is Over

It’s all over but the crying See that smoke over there? That’s where the Packers crashed and burned. The off season is officially arrived for the NFC North. The Green Bay Packers suffered a heartbreaking loss to their arch enemy Seattle Seahawks. It’s hard to point at one play, one player, or a specific coaching […]

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Packers Prepare for NFC Championship Game

January 13, 2015MIBearFan968 Comments on Packers Prepare for NFC Championship Game

BONER ALERT: Green Bay Packers announce they will have chearleaders for their upcoming playoff tilt against the Seattle Seahawks. The obvious question is, are the Green Bay Packers a better team then the Team who lost to the Seattle Seahawks 36-16 back in September. When asked this question, Head coach Mike McCarthy gestured across the […]

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The Golden Calf

January 6, 2015January 7, 2015MIBearFan3,581 Comments on The Golden Calf

Exodus 32 The Golden Calf 32 When the people saw that Moses was so long in coming down from the mountain, they gathered around Aaron and said, “Come, make us gods[a] who will go before us. As for this fellow Moses who brought us up out of Egypt, we don’t know what has happened to […]

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