FYS Off Season Preview

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I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.

Peepy poopy Packer pricks, pluck their assholes and shave their nips.


Butt ugly, blowhard bucktoothed Bears shave their ass and walk backwards.


LOLion lerps licking loogies, pick their nose and sniff their turds.


Vexed verboten Viking vermin spank their sisters and date their cousins.