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Author: MIBearFan

I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.

Week 7 Power Rankings

October 23, 2019MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Week 7 Power Rankings

Week 7 Power Rankings It’s become very obvious by reading your comments, that none of you even have a rudimentary understanding of the game of football. I’l try to sort this out and keep it simple enough for your amoebic brains. BP had a good point the last time he attempted to do rankings, there […]

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WEEK 1 POWER RANKINGS

September 10, 2019September 10, 2019MIBearFanLeave a Comment on WEEK 1 POWER RANKINGS

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NFL 2019 PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS

September 4, 2019September 4, 2019MIBearFanLeave a Comment on NFL 2019 PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS

Another year is upon us, and everyone is wearing their homer goggles and having wet dreams climaxing over their teams untapped and underappreciated roster. Most fan bases will make it through September with stars in their eyes, and the ability to still get it up without a supplement. They will convince themselves that their favorite […]

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Careful Critics: Carli Claps Back Following Whack Flack

June 17, 2019June 17, 2019MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Careful Critics: Carli Claps Back Following Whack Flack
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