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Author: MIBearFan

I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.

RISE OF A DYNASTY

March 7, 2018MIBearFanLeave a Comment on RISE OF A DYNASTY

With free agency and the draft fast approaching, I thought I would take a moment to announce the arrival of the NFL’s new dynasty: The Chicago Bears. The Green bay Packers are tied with the Cleveland Browns for the most picks in this year’s upcoming draft. It goes without saying, this is not the last […]

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FYS Week 16 Power Rankings

December 27, 2017MIBearFanLeave a Comment on FYS Week 16 Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS We will make America strong again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again. -Donald Trump Well, boys and girls, we’re getting down to the end. I hope you’re all enjoying your holidays, I know I am. I’ll keep this short and sweet, […]

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FYS Week 15 Power Rankings

December 19, 2017MIBearFanLeave a Comment on FYS Week 15 Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS The holidays are fast approaching, so let’s just dispense with the fucking pleasantries. We all know what a stressful and unpleasant time of the year this is. Stupid fucking company Christmas parties. Not like the old days either. No ass grabbing or xeroxed copies of Susie’s ass. No, we’re much too politically correct for […]

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FYS Week 14 Power Rankings

December 12, 2017MIBearFanLeave a Comment on FYS Week 14 Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS I’ve decided to take thenichels advice, and post photos in my comments for you illiterate fucks. I’ve also decided to take the best advice BP ever gave me when he said, “STFU, you ignorant pin-headed shart stain.” God bless Roy Moore, and God bless America! THIS DAY IN HISTORY (December 12) 1917 – Father […]

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