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Jim Everett

CYST: Week 11

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 11

Bittersweet week for me.  The Saints lost, embarrassingly, to the fucking dirty birds and their bounty program broke Andrus Peat’s arm.  That’s bad, but we’re still 7-2 while they’re 2-7.  It was kind of like their Super Bowl.  I would have been real broken up about this if LSU hadn’t gone into Tuscaloosa and beaten […]

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Billy Kilmer

CYST: Week 10

November 7, 2019November 7, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 10

Blah, blah, blah.  My team did some shit, you teams did some shit.  Who cares?  IT’S LSU/BAMA WEEK BITCHES! I’m trying not to get excited because for the past 8 years, whenever I think we have a shot against Bama, Nick Saban shows up and punches me in the nads.  This game may be different […]

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Archie Manning

CYST: Week 9

October 31, 2019October 31, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 9

Midway point of the season, but not really.  Week 9 would be the mid-point if the season was 18 weeks long, but it isn’t; it’s 17 weeks long.  The middle of 17 is 8.5, so the midway point of the season was like 3.5 days ago.  Why 3.5 days?  Well, we define the season by […]

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Week 8 Power Rankings

October 28, 2019MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Week 8 Power Rankings

Week 8 Power Rankings No need to see tonight’s game. Week 8 revealed the contenders and the pretenders. Seattle Seahawks – Pete Carroll has un-retired a wad of chewing gum from 2015. Philadelphia Eagles- Their early win against the Packers is looking better each week. Indianapolis Colts – It feels like destiny that President Pence […]

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