PROCTOLOGISTICS The holidays are fast approaching, so let’s just dispense with the fucking pleasantries. We all know what a stressful and unpleasant time of the year this is. Stupid fucking company Christmas parties. Not like the old days either. No ass grabbing or xeroxed copies of Susie’s ass. No, we’re much too politically correct for […]
Continue Reading
Happy Thursday, you pricks. There’s snow on the ground, cold winter bite in the air and Aaron Rodgers isn’t quite dead yet. Packer fans from all over are creaming in their shorts because their deity has been cleared to play. I, for one, am happy for them and don’t want anything to spoil their happiness. […]
Continue Reading
PROCTOLOGISTICS I’ve decided to take thenichels advice, and post photos in my comments for you illiterate fucks. I’ve also decided to take the best advice BP ever gave me when he said, “STFU, you ignorant pin-headed shart stain.” God bless Roy Moore, and God bless America! THIS DAY IN HISTORY (December 12) 1917 – Father […]
Continue Reading
We’re in the final stretch; both for the teams on the field and for you mooks on FYS. Can Dan or I make a run and catch Reggie? Can LKP, Glove and Potatoes break their tie? Can MKE score one lousy point? The answers we seek are in the weeks to come. On the field, […]
Continue Reading