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Nailed It! 2015: Two Weeks, Two Correct Final Scores!

September 24, 2015September 24, 2015Troy MonsonLeave a Comment on Nailed It! 2015: Two Weeks, Two Correct Final Scores!

I don’t know if our prognosticators came back down to earth a little bit, or if this was just a weird week in the NFL. I’m leaning toward it being a weird week. I mean, the Bucs defeated the Saints IN New Orleans. That shouldn’t happen, although it did prove beneficial for a few of […]

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Week 2 Power Rankings

September 23, 2015MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Week 2 Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS How can I put this? The first four weeks of football are like high school sex. 1. Big build up followed by huge letdown: Baltimore Ravens 2. Awkward fumbling for the tasty bits: Cowboys vs. Eagles 3. Wow! Greatest thing EVER!The rest of my life, I’ll be shitting rainbows! : Packers. 4. “Mom and […]

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Nailed It! 2015: Do You Believe in Miracles?

September 17, 2015Troy MonsonLeave a Comment on Nailed It! 2015: Do You Believe in Miracles?

I can’t believe that the first week of the NFL season is already in the books. It seems like only yesterday we were laughing at the Seahawks decision to pass, and then checking to see if all of our own balls were properly inflated. Now that is all behind us. The season is here, and […]

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FYS Week One Power Rankings

September 16, 2015September 16, 2015MIBearFanLeave a Comment on FYS Week One Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS A Packers Fan Prayer May the road rise up to meet you May the first game kick you squarely in the crack of the ass May the Packers shit right upon your face And may John Fox hold you in the palm of his hands Week one is behind us. There is no arguing […]

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