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Super Bowl LII

CYST: Super Bowl

February 1, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Super Bowl

Well, here we are, the end of 2017 NFL season.  The Super Bowl.  Some of us had high hopes back in September when the season started, while others just assumed it was going to be another disappointing season.   Packer fan’s hopes were dashed by a broken bone while Saints, Panthers and Vikings’ fans were pleasantly […]

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2017 NFL Playoff Bracket

CYST: Conference Championship

January 18, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Conference Championship

Sorry fucktards, I’m sick and have been in bed all day…well there and in the bathroom.  I’d snap my adventures in there but the stuff is coming out of both ends like Niagara Falls.  Anyway, CYST. LKP called his shot, and gave Glove a rim job on his way past.  Some other people did stuff.  […]

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CYST: Wildcard Week

January 4, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Wildcard Week

Well, here we are.  The playoffs.  Joy for some of us, sorrow for the rest of you losers.  The Lions missed the playoffs like I said they would back in week 8 and now LKP has to eat dog poop; we’ll get it from Donny’s dog because that poop will probably have the AIDS.  The […]

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CYST: Week 17

December 28, 2017John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 17

Week 17.  The final week of the regular season.  Hell, the final week for most of you NFC Northers.  How did we want to do CYST?  Crown a regular season winner?  Lump the regular and post season together?  I can’t remember.  Doesn’t really matter to me either way.  That’s all I have for an intro […]

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