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CYST: Week 7

October 19, 2017October 19, 2017John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 7

DAN GOT 0 POINTS Point and laugh at him.   Yes, I used that image last year.  I also used the one that I had on last week’s post last year.  I’m tired of trying to find images that have something to do with making decisions or calling your shot.  Besides, I don’t think using […]

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Jake called his shot, will you?

CYST: Week 6

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 6

DAN GOT 3 POINTS Now stop crying.   Well, my life is over.  The Indians blew a 2-0 lead and let the Yankees bend them over the kitchen sink.  I should be LOL’ing the Indians, like the rest of the world, but I can’t.  No, instead of reveling in others misfortune, I have to worry.  I’m […]

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How do I decide?

CYST: Week 5

October 5, 2017John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 5

Okay, okay, okay, sorry I’m late today.  I had a doctor’s appointment this morning and it didn’t go well.  I’m not dying, or anything like that, but I didn’t get a finger up my butt by the pretty doctor, nor did she hold my balls while I coughed.  It’s a good thing that I don’t […]

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Do you have the answers?

CYST: Week 4

September 28, 2017John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 4

Salutations RealMen™ and Jammin’.  Another week has gone by and a lot has happened.  Detroit got LOL’d, the Bears & Saints actually won a game, Aaron Rodgers threw another interception (totes in decline) and it seemed like the whole world was taking a knee.  None of that is important though; what’s really important is that we’re […]

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