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Jim Everett

CYST: Week 11

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 11

Bittersweet week for me.  The Saints lost, embarrassingly, to the fucking dirty birds and their bounty program broke Andrus Peat’s arm.  That’s bad, but we’re still 7-2 while they’re 2-7.  It was kind of like their Super Bowl.  I would have been real broken up about this if LSU hadn’t gone into Tuscaloosa and beaten […]

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Billy Kilmer

CYST: Week 10

November 7, 2019November 7, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 10

Blah, blah, blah.  My team did some shit, you teams did some shit.  Who cares?  IT’S LSU/BAMA WEEK BITCHES! I’m trying not to get excited because for the past 8 years, whenever I think we have a shot against Bama, Nick Saban shows up and punches me in the nads.  This game may be different […]

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Archie Manning

CYST: Week 9

October 31, 2019October 31, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 9

Midway point of the season, but not really.  Week 9 would be the mid-point if the season was 18 weeks long, but it isn’t; it’s 17 weeks long.  The middle of 17 is 8.5, so the midway point of the season was like 3.5 days ago.  Why 3.5 days?  Well, we define the season by […]

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He's Back

CYST: Week 8

October 24, 2019October 31, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 8

The future HoF’er, Drew Brees, was back at practice yesterday.  Aren’t y’all excited?  I know I am.  If we lose one game with this bitch at the helm, it will be time to sit his ass and put the GOAT Teddy2Gloves back into the game.  LOL, can you imagine?  Teddy taking Brees’ job from him?  […]

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