PROCTOLOGISTICS Dear NFL Football, Welcome back. I’m really tired of listening to the assholes on FYS spouting their inane, asinine bullshit. It’s like watching Prep fisting orangutans while being felched by Raji, who’s finger blasting Gundy. Sure, it’s fun for a while… Anyway, it gives me the opportunity to bitch slap some sense into these […]
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This is the final power rankings of this mediocre, down year football season. As you can see, the Patriots are the champions now. There’s really no reason to play out the string. Congratulations Brady, you really showed Roger Goodell who is boss and cleared your name in the eyes of America. Say hello to Gisele […]
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An eventful week in the NFL saw a number of contenders lose, the NFC Playoff picture only get foggier, and the Detroit Lions make it into the top five. What.The.Fuck. Here’s some rankings.
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