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Happy New Year!

December 29, 2017December 29, 2017bpLeave a Comment on Happy New Year!

Congratulations FYSters, you’ve successfully spun around the sun yet again.  Looking back, 2017 was a tremendous success, a great year, the best year, believe me.  Believe me.  As we look forward to 2018, here’s some stuff we said.  See you on the other side.

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Call Your Shot

FYS Week 14 Power Rankings

December 12, 2017MIBearFanLeave a Comment on FYS Week 14 Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS I’ve decided to take thenichels advice, and post photos in my comments for you illiterate fucks. I’ve also decided to take the best advice BP ever gave me when he said, “STFU, you ignorant pin-headed shart stain.” God bless Roy Moore, and God bless America! THIS DAY IN HISTORY (December 12) 1917 – Father […]

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FYS Week 13 NFL Power Rankings

December 5, 2017MIBearFanLeave a Comment on FYS Week 13 NFL Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS Ain’t in the mood. Got no time. Deal with it. YOU SAID IT Glove – Someone is on their way to my desk and I farted real bad not 20 seconds ago MIB – I’ll never understand your mating rituals. Andy – MIB is unhealthy and going to die at a relatively young age. […]

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Turkey Football Day

CYST: Week 12

November 22, 2017November 22, 2017John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 12

I don’t have a lot of time.  People are looking for me. Nah, I’m kidding.  Poor planning on my part to have CYST done a day early, so y’all get it quick and dirty….like your, well, you know. Some of you did some stuff.  Reggie is starting to pull away and Potatoes had a big […]

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