Welcome to one of the shittiest cities in all of America. The Mistake by the Lake, Cleveland Ohio. When your top selling point is that “Hey, we’re not Detroit” then you know you have hit rock bottom, unless of course you’re Detroit. Without further ado here are 10 reasons to hate Cleveland 1) The Cuyahoga […]
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Welcome to the Queen City. Where humidity reigns and the football team is cursed. In my estimation the only redeeming quality of Cincinnati is that they are too smart to be fans of the Buckeyes. The suburbanites are all Kentucky fans and the natives choose between Cincinnati and Xavier. Here are 10 reasons to hate […]
Continue Reading“Cats really are a mystery. I still don’t know how they work, and I’ve taken apart a couple dozen of them to try to find out.“ — Teddy Roosevelt
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Welcome to the Charm City, which actually has no charm about it whatsoever. Baltimore, or as the locals call it Bawlmehr has all the charm of the Zika virus. Let’s give 10 reasons why it is okay to hate Baltimore 1) Once you go west of the Bay Bridge the locals refer to where they […]
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