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What to Hate About Washington DC

January 5, 2016January 5, 2016Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Washington DC

Morning Bitches! It’s playoff time. What does that mean? Well, for starters, it means the Lions aren’t going to win any more games. But, also, for the 7th straight season, the Packers will be playing football. Like Manna from Heaven above, we have the good fortune of playing the Washington Redskins, which should give no […]

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What to Hate About Minnesota

December 29, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Minnesota

Week 17! The moment of truth. The NFC North title is on the line this week, so we have to ramp up our firm grasp of hatred on our dumbfuck neighbors to the West. Minnesota doesn’t lack things to hate about itself, which is why we are able to put a second list of shit […]

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In This Season of Hate, It’s Time to Spread the Love

December 23, 2015December 24, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on In This Season of Hate, It’s Time to Spread the Love

Merry Christmas to everyone in FYS land, and if you don’t celebrate Christmas, well fuck you, I celebrate it and that is what I am going to call it. If you say Happy Chanukah or whatever the fuck else you celebrate, I won’t get offended if you say that greeting to me. But I have […]

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What to Hate About Arizona

December 22, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Arizona

Welcome to the Valley of the Sun, where we have a week 16 matchup with what in my opinion is the best team in the NFL, the Chicago er I mean St Louis er I mean Phoenix er I mean Arizona Cardinals. I don’t know who decided to put a Metropolitan area of over 3 […]

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