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CYST: Week 12

Bobby Hebert

The muse really isn’t coming to me at the moment, so let’s just forget about all the pleasantries and get right to the meat of the article.  It’s not like you fucks are going to read this anyway.

Nate and Gabes picked up a point each and managed to hold on to first place, putting more distance between them and myself (them and myself?  Doesn’t sound right, but I’m from the South so what do I know about grammar).  LoW pulled into a 3rd place tie with me by grabbing a point.  0125 and Jmac picked up 2 points each.  This put Jmac within striking distance of the lead if he can nail a game next week.  I mean, I guess technically, everyone is within striking distance of the lead every week so STFU.  BP also got a point and is now tied with MiB for like where the Bears are ranked.  That’s it.  The rest of you, including myself, didn’t do shit.

WEEK 11 WRAP UP

Total Points:

  • Gabes22, 51, New Orleans Saints over Tampa Bay Buccaneers

(Gabes picked the Saints.)

Margin of Victory:

  • jmac34, Los Angeles Rams over Chicago Bears by 10 points
  • LambeauOrWrigley, Los Angeles Rams over Chicago Bears by 10 points

(LoW might have picked the Saints, just not their margin of victory. )

Team Points:

  • 0125, Minnesota Vikings 27 points in a win vs. the Denver Broncos
  • bp, Minnesota Vikings 27 points in a win vs. the Denver Broncos
  • natesweet, Minnesota Vikings 27 points in a win vs. the Denver Broncos
  • 0125, New Orleans Saints 34 points in a win vs. the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  • jmac34, New Orleans Saints 34 points in a win vs. the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

(0125 picked the Saints.)

Against The Grain:

  • Nope

(Everyone picked the Saints.)

Nailed It:

  • *crickets*

(Jimmy the Greek you’re not.)

Leader board:

NCFN & NFCS Picks
FYS User Total Points CYST Points Scored Spread ATG Home Visitor
Gabes22 15 0 3 5 0 3 4
natesweet 15 1 2 3 0 6 3
LambeauOrWrigley 11 0 0 4 2 4 1
thenichels 11 1 1 5 1 2 1
Curtis Fryer 10 0 1 3 1 1 4
jmac34 10 0 1 1 0 3 5
LKP 9 0 1 3 2 1 2
0125 8 0 0 2 1 2 3
bp 7 0 0 2 0 4 1
Flavor Flav 7 0 1 2 1 1 2
potatoes 5 0 1 1 2 0 1
DanOnWis 3 0 0 0 1 0 2
dabearz84 2 0 0 1 0 1 0
Big Deal 1 0 0 0 0 1 0

 

The above only represents games that involved the NFCN or NFCS.  If you wish, the leader board for those who weren’t too “busy” to pick all the games is here.  This only contains those of you who actually scored a point in CYST.  Want to see your name here?  Do better and stop sucking like Raji who quit forever…or got swallowed up by an Oklahoma tornado (yes, that’s my pet name for your mom).

YOU CAN SEE THE ‘ALL GAMES’ LEADER BOARD HERE!

Wondering why some of the names have a different background color?  Well, that’s because of a fantastic feature of the CYST site.  If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker.  If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.

No NFCN/S game tonight, but it is an AFCS divisional matchup between the Colts and Texans.  I have no idea if it will be a good game or not, but I’ll still watch ’cause football.  No matter if you watch or not, get your butt over to CYST and make a pick for all the games, or be a bitch and just pick the NFCN/S games.  Go, go make your picks.  How do you get to the site so that you can pick games?  Well, that’s a good question.  If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.

DON’T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR PICKS FOR THIS WEEK’S GAMES

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL LINK RIGHT HERE GUYS