NFL Week 11 Top Ten

Opinion Power Rankings
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I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.

Happy Thanksgiving, turkeys.

  1. Ravens
  2. Patriots
  3. Seahawks
  4. 49ers
  5. Saints
  6. Chiefs
  7. Bears
  8. Vikings
  9. Texans
  10. Cowboys

Suck it, losers!