I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Welcome to the special, one day early, edition of CYST. Why is CYST on a Wednesday this week you ask? Well, I’ll tell you. We’re doing it today because tomorrow is the day we disrespect people like MaC and Raji. We will stuff our faces with all the great food, watch some good football (not the Lions tho) and give the savages some blankets.
I’m going to put as much effort into this “article” as the Packers did against the 49ers. Member when the 49ers hadn’t really played anyone thus their record was overrated? Well, they still haven’t played anybody. HAHA, Got em. Rodgers had a yards per attempt average of 3.2. Yes, you read that right. 3 point 2 yards per attempt. Member when MKE was on the snapper talking about how not good Jimmy Garoppolo was? Well, Jimmy posted a 145.8 rating and had 12.7 yards per attempt to go with his 2 TD passes. My point here is, when we’re all laughing at the Lions (and later the Saints) tomorrow, don’t forget to give a little shout out to the shitty Packers.
Don’t even know why I’m going to write this paragraph because you fucks didn’t do a damn thing last week. Only 3 of you got points, that’s it. It seems like Gundy’s stupidity is rubbing off on all of us. Yes, I included myself in that, because not only didn’t I not score a point, but I forgot to cheat. Gabes and Nate got 2 points each and stayed tied on top of the leaderboard, while LKP got a point to bring his total into the double digits. Still in like 843rd place tho. Even though many were lazy and we don’t use non-NFCN/S games for the end result, MiB did nail the Colts @ Texans game. Suck his dick when you see him.
WEEK 12 WRAP UP
Total Points:
- natesweet, 33, Chicago Bears over New York Giants
(I don’t even have anything to say.)
Margin of Victory:
- Gabes22, Washington Redskins over Detroit Lions by 3 points
- LKP, New Orleans Saints over Carolina Panthers by 3 points
(LKP knows that the Saints are winners.)
Team Points:
- Ho-hum
(I have even less to say.)
Against The Grain:
- Gabes22, Washington Redskins over Detroit Lions (20.00%)
- natesweet, Washington Redskins over Detroit Lions (20.00%)
(LOLKP didn’t even pick the Lions.)
Nailed It:
- Not here
(MiB nailed the fat chick.)
Leader board:
| NCFN & NFCS Picks | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FYS User | Total Points | CYST | Points Scored | Spread | ATG | Home | Visitor | |
| Gabes22 | 17 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 4 | |
| natesweet | 17 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 3 | |
| LambeauOrWrigley | 11 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1 | |
| thenichels | 11 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Curtis Fryer | 10 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
| jmac34 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 5 | |
| LKP | 10 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 | |
| 0125 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | |
| bp | 7 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1 | |
| Flavor Flav | 7 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| potatoes | 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | |
| DanOnWis | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | |
| dabearz84 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| Big Deal | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
The above only represents games that involved the NFCN or NFCS. If you wish, the leader board for those who weren’t too “busy” to pick all the games is here. This only contains those of you who actually scored a point in CYST. Want to see your name here? Do better and stop sucking like Donny does at building decks.
YOU CAN SEE THE ‘ALL GAMES’ LEADER BOARD HERE!
Wondering why some of the names have a different background color? Well, that’s because of a fantastic feature of the CYST site. If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker. If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.
Two NFCN/S games tomorrow, featuring 4 of our teams. In the early game the Bears of Chicago travel to Detroit for what is sure to be a snooze fest, but later that night you get to see New Orleans in Atlanta for a rematch of the game played just a few weeks ago. Should be plenty of laughs all around. No matter if you watch or not, get your butt over to CYST and make a pick for all the games, or be a bitch and just pick the NFCN/S games. Go, go make your picks. How do you get to the site so that you can pick games? Well, that’s a good question. If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.
DON’T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR PICKS FOR THIS WEEK’S GAMES
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL LINK RIGHT HERE GUYS