Joe Burreaux

CYST: Week 15

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I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

Sorry I’m late this morning but I had to bring my two foster puppies to the vet to get their nuts cut off.  My nuts were snipped 13 years ago, so I don’t worry when things are late, like my wife, especially since she’s post-menopausal too.  However, for some people, like Curtis, late is a four letter word.  Well, it’s a four letter word for all people, but you assholes know what I’m talking about.  Let’s get on with this so that I can go back to figuring out why I didn’t call in sick today.

Holy crap y’all sucked last week.  Two points.  That’s it, two fucking points were “earned”.  You people, that’s right, I said YOU PEOPLE, are my inspiration.  My muse.  If y’all aren’t going to try, I’m going to…well, I really don’t care, so whatever.  LoW and Gabes were the only two to pick up a point.  That moves LoW into a third place tie with Curtis and myself (not sure that’s a place you want to be) and puts Gabes into first all by himself.  See what you’ve done FYS?  You’re letting Gabes win something.  I hope you’re proud of yourself.


Total Points:

  • Yawn

(No comment for you.)

Margin of Victory:

  • LambeauOrWrigley, Tampa Bay Buccaneers over Indianapolis Colts by 3 points

(At least LoW still cares.  He’s a good egg.)

Team Points:

  • Gabes22, Carolina Panthers 20 points in a loss vs. the Atlanta Falcons

(This is your fault Jammin.)

Against The Grain:

  • Empty

(Like my soul.)

Nailed It:

  • Yeah, right

(Fuck this shit, I’m going home.)

Leader board:

FYS User Total Points CYST Points Scored Spread ATG Home Visitor
Gabes22 19 0 3 6 1 3 6
natesweet 18 1 3 3 1 7 3
Curtis Fryer 12 0 1 3 1 3 4
LambeauOrWrigley 12 0 0 5 2 4 1
thenichels 12 1 2 5 1 2 1
jmac34 11 0 1 2 0 3 5
bp 10 0 1 3 0 5 1
LKP 10 0 1 4 2 1 2
0125 8 0 0 2 1 2 3
Flavor Flav 7 0 1 2 1 1 2
potatoes 5 0 1 1 2 0 1
DanOnWis 3 0 0 0 1 0 2
dabearz84 2 0 0 1 0 1 0
Big Deal 1 0 0 0 0 1 0


The above only represents games that involved the NFCN or NFCS.  If you wish, the leader board for those who weren’t too “busy” to pick all the games is here.  This only contains those of you who actually scored a point in CYST.  Want to see your name here?  Do better and stop sucking like Adam (who happens to think the Bears will make the playoffs).


Wondering why some of the names have a different background color?  Well, that’s because of a fantastic feature of the CYST site.  If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker.  If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.

No NFCN/S game tonight.  We’ve got the Jet at the Ravens.  The Jets suck, and the Ravens will probably score tree-fiddy on them.  Pretty boring unless you’re a Raven’s fan, or Glove.  No matter if you watch or not, get your butt over to CYST and make a pick for all the games, or be a bitch and just pick the NFCN/S games.  Go, go make your picks.  How do you get to the site so that you can pick games?  Well, that’s a good question.  If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.