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Power Rankings, Week 10: I see Skies of Blue

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1New England PatriotsStill on top, and Massholes have easier access to weed. What a time to be alive.
2Dallas CowboysTexas may be the Mannheim Steamroller of states, but the Boys are back.
3Oakland RaidersWith a decisive win over the Broncos, we have to take them seriously from now on. I'd mention California can smoke weed legally now for no reason or any reason at all, but that was Tru truth already.
4Kansas City Chiefs Continuing the theme of the AFCW being bigly good. Bigly.
5Seattle SeahawksHelps to have the refs in your pocket. RIGGED
6Atlanta FalconsA fine bounceback after some disappointing losses with their second straight win.
7Denver BroncosEveryone else is jumping on the bandwagon, but it started with a rocky mountain hi. Get it? GET IT?
8Houston TexansFollowing a TruWin over the Lions and a successful bye, the Texans make it to the top ten for the first time.
9New York GiantsThey seem awful but keep marching on. Like the political system.
10Detroit LionsIt would seem the Lions are the best team in the North. Nothing shocks anymore.
11Minnesota VikingsIt feels like they are primed for an even larger slide, but for now the record mandates a playoff nod.
12Washington RedskinsThey get to keep their name!
13New Orleans SaintsThe big mover of the week, leaping up almost ten spots.
14Philadelphia EaglesRing that Liberty Bell and don't get out the vote!
15San Diego ChargersRivers is still fun.
16Baltimore RavensThe team still seems awful, but Big Ben returned and they bested Pittsburgh.
17Pittsburgh SteelersOne of the big drops of the week, the Steelers need to right the ship soon.
18Miami DolphinsWinners of three straight.
19Buffalo BillsBacksliding and nestling in where they belong: middle of the pack.
20Arizona CardinalsSooner or later I will accept that they are bad and not good.
21Indianapolis ColtsOn the right track winning two of their last three.
22Green Bay PackersLOLPackers have a great chance to fall further in Tennessee!
23Tennessee TitansLost to the Chargers, but the Packers can help right the ship.
24Tampa Bay BuccaneersGot smoked.
25New York JetsNot good and bad.
26Carolina PanthersBad, and not good.
27Chicago BearsCould be higher soon following the win over the Vikes and a bye.
28Los Angeles RamsOne hoped they'd be better.
29Cincinnati BengalsAwful team and I ain't afraid to say it anymore.
30Jacksonville JaguarsWhy try. Can't even beat the Packers.
31San Fransisco 49ersSo bad
32Cleveland Browns0-16! 0-16! 0-16!