Proctologistics We are now 7 weeks into the NFL season. It makes sense that we should have a few things figured out, right? Not so fast. It turns out; the NFL is no easier to figure out than a woman. Cleveland and Cincinnati are like a frustrating prom date. They get all pretty, get liquored […]
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Proctologistics First of all, I would like to thank Andy Froehle, for stepping up in my absence. Secondly, I would like to apologize to my loyal followers, for turning over my precious jewel to a non-qualified, overreacting, pompous, self righteous, son of a bitch. My first order of business, will be to put the Bills […]
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On Sunday the Chicago Bears traveled to Atlanta and soundly beat the Falcons in the Georgia Dome. Here are my thoughts. THE SKINNY In games where Jay Cutler has zero interceptions the Bears are 3-0, and in games he throws at least one the Bears are 0-3. The Chicago Bears were desperately in need of […]
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Proctologistics The following is an excerpt from a conversation which took place earlier this week. Here’s something interesting: Eradicating power rankers would have very little impact on their respective ecosystems. There is literally no benefit to their existence. Oh really? Might I rebut? If it weren’t for power rankers, the population on earth would be […]
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