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Monday Morning Reactions

January 7, 2019Andy Feltersnatch5,800 Comments

The Bears lost. The fans are sad. https://i.imgur.com/4y0eU4G.mp4 There’s always next year.

CYST: Wildcard Weekend

January 3, 2019John Nichel4,626 Comments

The playoffs are upon us ladies and gentlemen…and Shooter. This is an exciting time for people like MiB, Adam, BSL, ASR and myself; a disappointing time for the rest of you suckers dumb enough to cheer for a shitty team. Look at it this way, if your team isn’t in the playoffs, you can use […]

Consider this: Your Article

December 31, 2018bp1,906 Comments

Fuck you Packers suck Lions suck Vikings suck Bears suck a little less Panthers suck Falcons suck Bucs suck Saints suck a lot less In conclusion eat a used tampon.

CYST(F): Week 16

December 21, 2018John Nichel2,790 Comments

Sorry this is a day late. Had there been a game yesterday, some of you probably would have been mad at me. I wouldn’t have cared, but those people would have been mad still. I’m sick. Spent all day in bed yesterday, and not for any good reasons. I had a normal, routine doctor’s appointment […]