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Week 15 Power Rankings

December 18, 2018MIBearFan4,706 Comments on Week 15 Power Rankings

Proctologistics   My fellow Austrians, I shall not be seeing you again perhaps for a very long time. I would like to sing for you now… a love song. I know you share this love. I pray that you will never let it die. Captain Georg Von Trapp Tomorrow I am having surgery, and my […]

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Packers to Miss Playoffs for the Second Straight Year

December 16, 2018bp2,327 Comments on Packers to Miss Playoffs for the Second Straight Year

Thanks to a loss to the Chicago Bears, and a Minnesota Vikings win over the Miami Dolphins, the Packers are officially mathematicaly and scientifically excused from making a playoff appearance.  Enjoy it, also rans.  2019 is the year of the progression to the mean.  2019 Packers > rest of the NFCN combined.

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CYST: Week 15

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018John Nichel3,344 Comments on CYST: Week 15

Welcome to a special edition of CYST.  Why is it special you ask?  Because I’m using the publish at a certain time feature of WordPress to publish this at 9am on Thursday, 13 December 2018.  Why am I doing this you ask?  Well because at that time, I will be getting a tube up my […]

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Playoffs.Playoffs?Playoffs!!!!

December 12, 2018Russ Thomas1,828 Comments on Playoffs.Playoffs?Playoffs!!!!

We still talkin bout playoffs. Week 15 is upon us and all four North teams are still technically not eliminated. Bears will probably win the North sitting at 9-4. Vikings need two (2) more wins to probably make the playoffs. Packers need to win out and get help below. Lions need to win out and […]

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