PROCTOLOGISTICS My power rankings will be brought to you by: Stone Saison, Fireball Whiskey, and Pandora Led Zeppelin radio. With the final week of the season approaching, there are only two playoff spots remaining to be claimed. In the NFC, the six playoff teams are determine. This week they will play for seeding, pride, and […]
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Week 17! The moment of truth. The NFC North title is on the line this week, so we have to ramp up our firm grasp of hatred on our dumbfuck neighbors to the West. Minnesota doesn’t lack things to hate about itself, which is why we are able to put a second list of shit […]
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The Detroit Lions (6-9) beat the San Francisco 49ers (4-11) 32-17 at Ford Field. Detroit remains red hot in the second half of the season and would be playoff contenders at 8-7 if not for poor referees in the Seattle and Green Bay games. The Good Matt Stafford continued his incredible play with 118 QB […]
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The Pantheon did not have a good week. There were only two points scored last week (those will be highlighted next week), and real life things got in the way again. Anyway, I realize this is late, but there is still time! Call your shots for this week, and let’s hope we can do better […]
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