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He's Back

CYST: Week 8

October 24, 2019October 31, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 8

The future HoF’er, Drew Brees, was back at practice yesterday.  Aren’t y’all excited?  I know I am.  If we lose one game with this bitch at the helm, it will be time to sit his ass and put the GOAT Teddy2Gloves back into the game.  LOL, can you imagine?  Teddy taking Brees’ job from him?  […]

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Week 7 Power Rankings

October 23, 2019MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Week 7 Power Rankings

Week 7 Power Rankings It’s become very obvious by reading your comments, that none of you even have a rudimentary understanding of the game of football. I’l try to sort this out and keep it simple enough for your amoebic brains. BP had a good point the last time he attempted to do rankings, there […]

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Da Bears

October 20, 2019October 20, 2019Andy FeltersnatchLeave a Comment on Da Bears

You guys. I don’t know how to put this, and it may be shocking to hear, but the Bears still suck and are bad at football and Chicago fans are retards with severe mental deficiencies and their quarterback is terrible and a horrible draft bust.

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Taysom 'THE GOAT' Hill

CYST: Week 7

October 17, 2019October 17, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 7

Yes, all the images on CYST this season have been Saints’ QB’s.  Deal with it. Seems like some things never change in football.  The Falcons suck.  Jameis Winston is not the savior that some snowmobile riding fans thought he would be.  Jaire Alexander is #bad and not #good.  The Bears will never have a HoF […]

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