It’s all over but the crying See that smoke over there? That’s where the Packers crashed and burned. The off season is officially arrived for the NFC North. The Green Bay Packers suffered a heartbreaking loss to their arch enemy Seattle Seahawks. It’s hard to point at one play, one player, or a specific coaching […]
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Proctologistics It’s taken 17 weeks, but it’s official. The playoffs are set. Carolina and Baltimore snagged the final two spots. Wild card weekend will feature Arizona at Carolina, Baltimore at Pittsburgh, Cincinnati at Indianapolis, and Detroit at Dallas. New England, Denver, Green Bay, and Seattle grabbed the top four spots, and ensured a bye for […]
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Proctologistics It always amazes me how the sports media decides what to cover from one week to the next. With one week left in the regular season, the big stories seem to be Marshawn Lynch not talking to the media, the 5-9 Bears’ quarterback carousel, and Jim Harbaugh’s birthday cards. In their defense, I have […]
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Proctologistics Every year, there are thirty-two teams fighting for twelve playoff spots. With two weeks remaining in the season, that number has been reduced to twenty-one teams still in the hunt. That means there are eleven teams who are shit, and can either argue over who is the least stinky turd, or pack it in […]
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