PROCTOLOGISTICS Here’s a little story about a man named Jed. Stripped Ellie May and threw her in the bed. Took down his pants and out popped a worm, and on that worm was a bubbling sperm. Cum that is, Texas tea… Sorry, I got a little sidetracked. Talk about a shit show. Just when you […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS I realize it’s still early in the season, but the product the NFL is putting on the field is pure trash. It’s hard to watch games. Shitty announcers, crappy play, stupid penalties, TV timeouts, and empty stadiums. I get it. The NFL knows they own us. They’re making money hand over fist, and no […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Well boys, week one is in the books, and other than the Patriots getting curb stomped at home and the Colts looking like some type of hellish, aborted spawn, there were really no big surprises. Taking that into consideration, and with my own personal integrity on the line, I still reserve the right to […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Dear NFL Football, Welcome back. I’m really tired of listening to the assholes on FYS spouting their inane, asinine bullshit. It’s like watching Prep fisting orangutans while being felched by Raji, who’s finger blasting Gundy. Sure, it’s fun for a while… Anyway, it gives me the opportunity to bitch slap some sense into these […]
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