Proctologistics We are now 7 weeks into the NFL season. It makes sense that we should have a few things figured out, right? Not so fast. It turns out; the NFL is no easier to figure out than a woman. Cleveland and Cincinnati are like a frustrating prom date. They get all pretty, get liquored […]
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With week 6 of the NFL in the books, it’s time to take a look at 5 players standing out and making their case of NFL MVP. 1) DeMarco Murray Running Back, Dallas Cowboys DeMarco Murray became only the second back in NFL history to start a season with six 100+ yard rushing games. Matching […]
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Proctologistics First of all, I would like to thank Andy Froehle, for stepping up in my absence. Secondly, I would like to apologize to my loyal followers, for turning over my precious jewel to a non-qualified, overreacting, pompous, self righteous, son of a bitch. My first order of business, will be to put the Bills […]
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Proctologistics The following is an excerpt from a conversation which took place earlier this week. Here’s something interesting: Eradicating power rankers would have very little impact on their respective ecosystems. There is literally no benefit to their existence. Oh really? Might I rebut? If it weren’t for power rankers, the population on earth would be […]
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