PROCTOLOGISTICS The holidays are fast approaching, so let’s just dispense with the fucking pleasantries. We all know what a stressful and unpleasant time of the year this is. Stupid fucking company Christmas parties. Not like the old days either. No ass grabbing or xeroxed copies of Susie’s ass. No, we’re much too politically correct for […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS I’ve decided to take thenichels advice, and post photos in my comments for you illiterate fucks. I’ve also decided to take the best advice BP ever gave me when he said, “STFU, you ignorant pin-headed shart stain.” God bless Roy Moore, and God bless America! THIS DAY IN HISTORY (December 12) 1917 – Father […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Ain’t in the mood. Got no time. Deal with it. YOU SAID IT Glove – Someone is on their way to my desk and I farted real bad not 20 seconds ago MIB – I’ll never understand your mating rituals. Andy – MIB is unhealthy and going to die at a relatively young age. […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS The bye weeks are officially over! Now we get to watch a full slate of shitty football each week. THIS DAY IN HISTORY (November 28) 1520 – Ferdinand Magellan Became the first European explorer to cross from the Atlantic to the Pacific. He was heard by crew members yelling, “I FOUND THE TAINT!” The […]
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