Welcome to the special, one day early, edition of CYST. Why is CYST on a Wednesday this week you ask? Well, I’ll tell you. We’re doing it today because tomorrow is the day we disrespect people like MaC and Raji. We will stuff our faces with all the great food, watch some good football (not […]
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The muse really isn’t coming to me at the moment, so let’s just forget about all the pleasantries and get right to the meat of the article. It’s not like you fucks are going to read this anyway. Nate and Gabes picked up a point each and managed to hold on to first place, putting […]
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Bittersweet week for me. The Saints lost, embarrassingly, to the fucking dirty birds and their bounty program broke Andrus Peat’s arm. That’s bad, but we’re still 7-2 while they’re 2-7. It was kind of like their Super Bowl. I would have been real broken up about this if LSU hadn’t gone into Tuscaloosa and beaten […]
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Blah, blah, blah. My team did some shit, you teams did some shit. Who cares? IT’S LSU/BAMA WEEK BITCHES! I’m trying not to get excited because for the past 8 years, whenever I think we have a shot against Bama, Nick Saban shows up and punches me in the nads. This game may be different […]
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