PROCTOLOGISTICS Dear NFL Football, Welcome back. I’m really tired of listening to the assholes on FYS spouting their inane, asinine bullshit. It’s like watching Prep fisting orangutans while being felched by Raji, who’s finger blasting Gundy. Sure, it’s fun for a while… Anyway, it gives me the opportunity to bitch slap some sense into these […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS My how time flies when you’re squirting cum! Another NFL Off-season has come and gone, and our lives are still mired in shit. The good news is week one of the NFL season is upon us, and we can remain blissfully blind and ignorant to the world around us for the next 22 weeks! […]
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This is the shizzle! Well, it’s finally here, and I think the best man to take us to the game is my close personal friend, Mark Twain. Allow me to bring you home with three of his quotes, which reflect te spirit of FSY as well as any I know: “Go to Heaven for the […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS My friends, I come to you with a heavy heart. Today is the last power rankings I will do this year. On the bright side, fuck you. You have no idea what a laborious, repetitive, thankless chore this is. Before I head off to hibernate, I’d just like to thank you all for your […]
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