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Author: Michael Gabriel

I am a hater of all things. I hate you, you and you. I don't don't know you and I hate your guts. I wish all the bad things on Earth to happen to you and nobody else. Now excuse me, but I have to go fill your mother's dish.

What to hate about Carolina

November 3, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to hate about Carolina

Welcome back folks!  We have another marquee matchup this week between the Packers and the Panthers.  I realize many of you until 6 minutes ago didn’t realize there was a professional football team in North Carolina, but trust me, they have uniforms and everything! 1) The sports landscape is just ass-backwards in town.  NASCAR is […]

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What to Hate About Denver

October 27, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Denver

We have conquered the bye week. That means that our Sundays are off limits to our women until our playoff run ends. Sadly for Lions fans, that began in mid-October. This week the Packers travel to the Mile High City to play the Broncos. Don’t be stingy with the hate this week. You gotta puff. […]

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What to Hate About Bye Weeks

October 20, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Bye Weeks

Well, we have gone through a few weeks in the season of hate. This week up on our schedule is……………uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. NOBODY! That’s right! There is nobody on the slate for Packers fans to hate this week, so instead we must lament the fact that since the Packers aren’t playing, and thus, there is no meaningful […]

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What to Hate About San Diego

October 12, 2015October 12, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About San Diego

I, so far, am really happy about the response to this column. It’s purpose is to clown the city of the Packers’ next opponent. Not just in a sports sense but in a cultural sense. This week we get to play the San Diego Chargers. San Diego is a city with a lot of military […]

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