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Author: John Nichel

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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2023 Week 7 Power Rankings

October 26, 2023John Nichel1 Comment on 2023 Week 7 Power Rankings

The Not-As-Good-As-MiB Power Rankings™ are now available.  Read them at you leisure and then come clown LKP in the comments.  

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LKP After Lions Win

2023 Week 6 Power Rankings

October 19, 2023John NichelLeave a Comment on 2023 Week 6 Power Rankings

THE ABOVE IMAGE IS A LIVE LOOK IN ON LKP   Look, I’m busy dealing with morons at work and that’s pissing me off.  I don’t have the time to do this right now and since I can’t tell some of the people at work to go fuck themselves, I’m telling you….GO FUCK YOUSELF.   […]

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2023 Week 5 Power Rankings

October 12, 2023October 12, 2023John NichelLeave a Comment on 2023 Week 5 Power Rankings

Detroit Lions a top 5 team folks.  I’m hearing that hell is getting pretty cold.  Anyway, just scroll to the comments and bitch about the fact that I moved the Bears up seven spots.    

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The Vikings Die A Little More

2023 Week 4 Power Rankings

October 5, 2023October 5, 2023John NichelLeave a Comment on 2023 Week 4 Power Rankings

Just go to the comments to see if the featured image triggered Shooter.  

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