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Author: John Nichel

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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2023 NFL Week 3 Power Rankings

September 28, 2023John NichelLeave a Comment on 2023 NFL Week 3 Power Rankings

Why even bother typing something here?  Y’all aren’t going to read it.  Fuck it.  Scroll to the bottom and STFU.  

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2023 NFL Week 2 Power Rankings

September 21, 2023John NichelLeave a Comment on 2023 NFL Week 2 Power Rankings

Be honest, none of you saw the NFCS being 6-2 after the second week and that their only losses would be to other NFCS teams.  Be honest again, none of you saw the Falcons beating Green Bay.  Jammin will say he did, but we all know that he’s a big, fat, virgin liar.  Anyway, scroll […]

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2023 NFL Week 1 Power Rankings

September 14, 2023John NichelLeave a Comment on 2023 NFL Week 1 Power Rankings

A week of football is in the books and that means the rankings have changed.  Since y’all aren’t going to read this, I’m just going to post this, then the ranking and scroll to the comments myself…

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2023 NFL Week 0 Power Rankings

September 5, 2023John NichelLeave a Comment on 2023 NFL Week 0 Power Rankings

Looks like we’ll have to make do without our beloved MiB for the 2023 NFL football season.  I don’t even remember if he was here in 2022.  Kinda sad if you think about it; he was the only one on FYS who was smart enough to understand football (too bad he didn’t understand women) and […]

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