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Author: John Nichel

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

CYST: Week 13

December 3, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 13

Here we are into our latest plague filled week where the ‘Rona is busy making me adjust the schedule for CYST.  I guess that will teach me not to be proactive and load the whole season ahead of time.  The guy who said never do today what you can put off until tomorrow was right.  […]

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Turkey Football Day

CYST: Week 12

November 25, 2020November 25, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 12

What the holy hell is this?  Why is there a Call Your Shot Thursday article on a Wednesday???  Nipples must really be losing his mind, that lupus-y fuck.  Nope, ladies, gents and Jammin, I’m perfectly sane…well close enough.  This article is coming out today because tomorrow is Donny day.  The day were we all don’t […]

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Good Choice or Bad Choice

CYST: Week 11

November 19, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 11

Brees is ded.  LONG LIVE KING JAME(i)S (Winston)!  Okay.  Yeah.  Right.  Anyway, 12 points earned last week by the idiots who still play this game.  Nothing big like going against the grain or nailing it, but points all the same.  DanOnWis, 0125, BP and LoW each picked up one point.  Jmac rang in with 2 […]

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Choose Your Path

CYST: Week 10

November 12, 2020November 19, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 10

Look, I know you’re not going to read this but I’m still going to type it.  Why?  Because I’d like to point out how much of a little bitch that Aaron Rodgers is.  There’s an article on ESPN where he claims that there is a double standard with the NFL’s virus policy because you can […]

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