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Author: MIBearFan

I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.
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FYS Pre Season Power Rankings

September 9, 2015September 10, 2015MIBearFanLeave a Comment on FYS Pre Season Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS Free Agency – check Draft – check Training camp – check Pre-season – check You know what this means? IT’S TIME FOR FOOTBALL! Oh, wait…I guess I’m leaving out the few remaining days when fans of all teams get to talk smack, before their teams hit the field and their dreams come crashing down […]

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CELEBRATION IN CHITOWN!

June 18, 2015June 18, 2015MIBearFanLeave a Comment on CELEBRATION IN CHITOWN!

The streets of Chicago are buzzing, as the Chicago Blackhawks prepare to celebrate their third Stanley cup in six years. While many will argue whether or not this is a modern day dynasty, no one can argue that they have built something special. Thousands of people will line the streets of Chicago along the parade […]

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BLACKHAWKS WIN!

June 4, 2015June 4, 2015MIBearFanLeave a Comment on BLACKHAWKS WIN!

The Chicago Blackhawks come back on late game heroics by 20 year old Teuvo Teravainen, and take a 1-0 lead in the Stanley Cup finals.

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FYS HOLIDAY CALENDAR

May 15, 2015May 15, 2015MIBearFanLeave a Comment on FYS HOLIDAY CALENDAR

Mai Tai’s and Bikini’s All Around! With Memorial day fast approaching, it’s time to grab your jorts and Uggs, and prepare for the Summer. Maybe we don’t all get to enjoy Man Day, like those kooky cats in Oklahoma, but MaCmorial day happens to land on the same day as Memorial day this year, and […]

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