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Author: MIBearFan

I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.

2018 PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS

September 5, 2018MIBearFanLeave a Comment on 2018 PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS

PROCTOLOGISTICS It’s time to drream, my brothas! Football season is upon us! Dream big my friends. Dream larger then life. I’m talking LKP dreams. I’m Talking SUPERBOWL!!!!!!! Gentlemen! It’s time to dream! The Lions could finally be Superbowl Champions!…assuming they can figure out how to win a playoff game. The Browns could stop browning… This […]

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One Nation Under God

August 15, 2018MIBearFanLeave a Comment on One Nation Under God

I don’t know about you, but I’m sick of over payed adolescents disrespecting my country and my flag. I tune in on Sundays to watch a game, not a bunch of assholes who only made it through college because they could run fast or catch a football. Let’s be honest, if it weren’t for football, […]

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Russell Wilson Is Tool

June 29, 2018MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Russell Wilson Is Tool

Russel Wilson looks like the type of guy that would rat you out to the cops, then fuck your girl while you’re in jail, not flush after he takes a shit, and probably listens to Ja Rule unironically.

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TRANSITION TAG – YOU’RE IT!

March 17, 2018March 17, 2018MIBearFanLeave a Comment on TRANSITION TAG – YOU’RE IT!

The situation In what’s been a buy off season for all four NFC North teams, we were treated to an early clash of division rivals on Friday. Heading into the off season, the Chicago Bears were faced with the prospect of their #1 corner hitting the market as an unrestricted free agent. By several accounts, […]

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