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Know Your Enemy: New England Patriots

July 13, 2018Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Know Your Enemy: New England Patriots

The Patriots are still the Patriots. Sith Lord Bill Belichick rules the NFL under his evil empire. He almost won another Super Bowl last year but the Patriots defense laid an egg against the Eagles and Nick Foles (thanks Patricia). Patriots should be favored to make the Super Bowl again this year despite some changes. Strengths […]

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Know Your Enemy: Miami Dolphins

July 9, 2018July 8, 2018Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Know Your Enemy: Miami Dolphins

The Dolphins had a rough year in 2017 under  head coach Adam Gase. Ryan Tannehill was injured in the summer and the Dolphins turned to Jay Cutler to save them. He did not. Miami finished 6-10 going 4-4 at home and 2-6 on the road as Ray Finkle missed kick after kick. LACES OUT DAN!! Tannehill […]

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Russell Wilson Is Tool

June 29, 2018MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Russell Wilson Is Tool

Russel Wilson looks like the type of guy that would rat you out to the cops, then fuck your girl while you’re in jail, not flush after he takes a shit, and probably listens to Ja Rule unironically.

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Know Your Enemy: Buffalo Bills

June 26, 2018Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Know Your Enemy: Buffalo Bills

The Buffalo Bills made the playoffs in 2017 at 9-7 for the first time since 1999 (Music City Miracle year).  The Bills proceeded to lose in a snooze fest defensive game to the Jacksonville Jaguars in the wild card round. Buffalo dumped QB Tyrod Taylor this offseason and look to start new on offense with either AJ […]

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