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He's Back

CYST: Week 8

October 24, 2019October 31, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 8

The future HoF’er, Drew Brees, was back at practice yesterday.  Aren’t y’all excited?  I know I am.  If we lose one game with this bitch at the helm, it will be time to sit his ass and put the GOAT Teddy2Gloves back into the game.  LOL, can you imagine?  Teddy taking Brees’ job from him?  […]

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Week 7 Power Rankings

October 23, 2019MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Week 7 Power Rankings

Week 7 Power Rankings It’s become very obvious by reading your comments, that none of you even have a rudimentary understanding of the game of football. I’l try to sort this out and keep it simple enough for your amoebic brains. BP had a good point the last time he attempted to do rankings, there […]

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Taysom 'THE GOAT' Hill

CYST: Week 7

October 17, 2019October 17, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 7

Yes, all the images on CYST this season have been Saints’ QB’s.  Deal with it. Seems like some things never change in football.  The Falcons suck.  Jameis Winston is not the savior that some snowmobile riding fans thought he would be.  Jaire Alexander is #bad and not #good.  The Bears will never have a HoF […]

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THE GOAT

CYST: Week 6

October 10, 2019October 17, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 6

Allow me to open up to our resident fans of sports franchises from the state of Georgia.  As a Saints’ fan, I know your pain when your football team sucks.  As an A’s fan, I understand what losing in the playoffs feel like.  I’m here for you guys.   HAHAHAHAHA, NO I’M NOT!  LOLBRAVES!   […]

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