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Joe Burreaux

CYST: Week 15

December 12, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 15

Sorry I’m late this morning but I had to bring my two foster puppies to the vet to get their nuts cut off.  My nuts were snipped 13 years ago, so I don’t worry when things are late, like my wife, especially since she’s post-menopausal too.  However, for some people, like Curtis, late is a four […]

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Cam Jordan Sacks Matt Ryan

CYST: Week 14

December 5, 2019December 5, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 14

Happy top of the morning to all you fine folks and MiB.  Yes, I am a bit chipper today, thank you for noticing.  To save you the trouble of asking, I will tell you why I’m in a good mood.  I got to the office about 30 minutes ago and was the only one here.  […]

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Turkey Football Day

CYST: Week 13

November 27, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 13

Welcome to the special, one day early, edition of CYST.  Why is CYST on a Wednesday this week you ask?  Well, I’ll tell you.  We’re doing it today because tomorrow is the day we disrespect people like MaC and Raji.  We will stuff our faces with all the great food, watch some good football (not […]

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Bobby Hebert

CYST: Week 12

November 21, 2019November 21, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 12

The muse really isn’t coming to me at the moment, so let’s just forget about all the pleasantries and get right to the meat of the article.  It’s not like you fucks are going to read this anyway. Nate and Gabes picked up a point each and managed to hold on to first place, putting […]

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